After an extremely busy and stressful week at work, I found the following card on my desk, on Friday after lunch.
SORRY THAT YOUR WORKPLACE:
o is a cubicle.
o is a closet.
o is a conversion van.
o has no windows.
o smells like feet.
o has bad feng shui.
o prohibits alcohol consumption.
o does not permit pajamas on casual day.
o has a strict “no flip-flops” plicy.
o schedules mandatory potluck lunches.
o conducts random drug testing.
o recently installed security cameras in the restrooms.
o was redecorated in 1987.
o frowns on in-office napping.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE:
o you get to go home most weekends.
o you have your very own desk chair.
o you have full access to the janitorial supplies.
She marked off each line. 
I love my coworker, she is a knitter, how can I not. That really made the week end with feeling better.
